Malaysia will win the next World Cup thanks to new Laser technology! By Burrito

Hola Amigos, this just in from reliable news source Gizmodo!
Malaysia will now be Futbol Soccer power thanks to new Laser technology they just get from China! Funny how Chinese not think of it themselves!
Malaysia recently beat Indonesia 3-0 thanks to lasers being shot into face of Indonesian players who could not see and they cry like babies!
Malaysia used their secret weapon against Vietnam and also beat them by 2-0!
Expect this to be the new fad in Asia that will spread across the world! Malaysia will be new champion of the World very soon. Brazil, Spain and rest of the world beware of the Malaysian's and their lasers!

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Malaysia fantasy kits

Name: Malaysia
Federation: Football Association of Malaysia
Confederation: AFC (Asia)
Founded: 1933
Kit manufacturer: Nike

This is a requested kit for Malaysia. The design is based on the Monterrey kit, in Malaysian colours, yellow and black. The shirt of the home kit is yellow with black stripes. The logo, name and numbers are white. The short is black with yellow upper part. The socks are yellow with a black waved line.
The away kit is blue-white-blue with dark red collar and trims on the shirt and dark red line on socks.