Soccer Dog Invasion! By Burrito

Hola Amigos! Today Burrito gonna give love to all canines who loves futbol. Many of you no realizes how dogs have contributed to futbol so here you get to see in video how dogs make the beautiful game more fun!

See video description above video stupids!



Dog runs on the pitch at York City vs Bristol Rovers. An English doggie!

Boca vs Independiente Perro Argentino... Che!

Chasing ball. Gimme ball you stupid humans!

Tons of Aminals~ Futbol not just for the dogs...

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Kid is the new David Beckham. But doesn't drink Pepsi... yet. By Burrito

Have you pendejos seen the Pepsi commercial of David Beckham with hot mamacita Sophia Vergara?
Then they take out video of "Golden Huevos" shooting futbols into trash cans... You see that? Many say they fake, others say it real. Burrito don't give a chingado either way. Just show Burrito more of Sophia Vergara!

Anyways, Now they have video of little kid who can kick pelotas just like Beckhams! You no see it? Well, first see the original here:



Now little kid saying "Beckhams is my bitch!"


What you think?
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Stupid Futbol tricks that work by Burrito

Hola amigos! Burrito, your favorite and only blogging chihuahua mix futbol fan here with the latest stupid futbol video. This one is approved by Chuck Norris! ---->
Si, here is something not to do while playing Futbol. This young Chileno player must have gone to the Cristiano Ronaldo school of acting! In the following clip you see what a pendejo this carnal really is... It is in Spanish pero no problemo just look at the video: The ref fell for it and called the foul!
Next week Burrito bring you another "Stupid Futbol tricks that work" Hasta los huevos!

USSF Conspiracy against NASL by Burrito

Si, the title is a little dramatic, Burrito admit that. Pero, the way the United States Soccer Federation has handled this Division 2 matter kind of makes Burrito wonder if they really want NASL to succeed? Burrito listen to teleconference while playing with chew toy and Burrito was the first to cry bloody murder (Well, bark bloody murder) when USSF President, Sunil Gulati said the 5 U.S. based Division 2 teams would be excluded from this years U.S. Open Cup.
Porque? Why? Burrito's first thought was they lazy. Doesn't the tournament start in June? Then someone tweet that the last 2 USOC formats were announced on 5/5/10 & 4/30/09... Sounds like there is plenty of time to Burrito for teams to be included.
Then Burrito go to IMS and see some vato mention idea that maybe NASL wants to skip the tournament this year to save the costs. So Burrito contact his homeboy at Traffic here in Miami and they told Burrito that the NASL is happy they will be playing Division 2 soccer this year. They say the decision for NASL teams to not play the USOC was a USSF decision not that of the NASL... WTF?So we now know it was the Federation that came up with this idea. Is it punishement? Or as Burrito mention laziness? Or could the powers that be MLS, USL and USSF want NASL to fail?
Check this out: USL still claims they are division 2 without meeting the standards...

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We all know about the longevity of teams in USL throughout the years. That being said, and Burrito hate to be repetitive, pero after years and years of allowing USL to run division 2 at their whim, now, the USSF decides they will impose tough standards. (That in the end have been met). Notice there are no standards for Division 3 teams. Hmmmm...

What was also of concern to Burrito was the fact that when MLS Commissioner Garber was in South Florida to meet with Burrito's compadres los Miami Ultras he stated that for him USL and NASL were both 2nd Division... WTF? No Senor Garber, NASL is Div 2 and USL is underneath them.

To Burrito it seems everyone want NASL to fail. Not letting NASL teams play the USOC is proof that the USSF is run by idiotas! All this drama could have been avoided if they just sit down and talk rather then harm U.S. soccer by denying sanctioning left and right. Time for a revolution, time for new blood at the USSF. Bring down the mafia that runs U.S. soccer! That's it! Burrito gonna run for USSF president. Even a dog can do a better job then these pendejos!

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Burrito is the only soccer blogging dawg in the known universe! Since 1998! Join Burrito's twitter or he hit you on head with quesadilla! Burrito Supports the Strikers and wants MLS back in South Florida. You can follow Burrito on Twitter at http://twitter.com/Burritofutbol BTW, pictures are all stolen. If you own them and want them taken down contact Burrito. But Burrito is a dog, so good luck.

Soccer News: David Santamaria signs, "Burrito" Ortega to Strikers? Traffic pays for Ronaldinho and WPS info.

Tons of Soccer news involving South Florida this week!
Now that the MLS Meeting with Don Garber is history, we can focus on the Strikers as they sign local forward David Santamaria. Here is the press release:

Ft. Lauderdale, FL (January 11th, 2011) – The Strikers announced today the signing of twenty-year old David Santamaria for the 2011 season. Per team policy, the terms and conditions of the deal have not been disclosed.
David impressed us during last year’s Traffic combine and we’re glad we could come to an agreement that provides a way for everyone to achieve their goals. We’re confident he’ll develop well and become an important part of the Strikers in the near future,” states Fernando Clavijo, Director of Soccer at Traffic Sports USA, owner of the Strikers.

You can read more at www.miamifc.com

Burrito
Many notable blogs and newspapers report that Argentine midfielder Ariel "Burrito" Ortega (Not to be confused with our local canine blogger Burrito) is keen on continuing his career in MLS. Reports also say his destination might be to Miami FC soon to be Strikers. Our attempts at getting confirmation from Traffic owners of the team have not been fruitful. Its quite possible Traffic might be involved with the negotiations to another team, quite possibly in MLS.

Ronaldinho
Talk about Traffic... As you all know, Brazilian star Ronaldinho has made his move from AC Milan to Brazilian side Flamengo. Reports have Traffic involved in that deal which makes us wonder here in South Florida if perhaps the Strikers budget might be hit by Dinho's salary. The playmaker is set to be paid over $150,000 per week! We could only wish our NASL 2nd Div team could have that amount for its budget for the whole year! Still, if Burrito Ortega is signed maybe we can forgive them.

WPS
I've delayed writing about the likely move of the Women's Professional Soccer team Washington Freedom to South Florida because I was hoping to get a hold of owner Dan Borislow, who lives in South Florida and owns a communications business here. Unfortunately he hasn't returned my call or emails. But according to the Washington Post Borislow plans to re-brand the team after one of his business products "MagicJack"... Ouch! I hope he rather calls the team Magic City in reference to Miami or some other name instead. Either way I left him a message giving the full support of the Miami Ultras.
I hope the Strikers and Freedom could come to some agreement to play at Lockhart. This would be great for both clubs and South Florida soccer fans could be treated to a few double headers which would help promote the sport further in our area.

New Burrito Cam
Finally, I'd like to report that we have a new "Burrito Camera" device that will be put on the head of everyone's favorite canine blogger Burrito. Expect to see some pictures from his perspective especially on his twitter account Burritofutbol. Be sure to follow him on Twitter or you can view the pictures on the sidebar of this blog on your right hand side.

Burrito attacked by Puppy haters!

Hola Amigos!
Burrito shocked by new video sent out to worlds by Conservative poopoo head Glen Becks to media attacking Burrito for his liberal stand on gay rights... and lefts, banning of Arizona law in favors of equal opportunity deportations and free quesadillas to all! Beck also think soccer is communist plot to corrupt the youth of America! Just for that Burrito will pee on your tires Señor Beck!

But here you can see video:

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The Starting 10? Name the missing player and get free tickets! by Burrito

Hola Amigos y mamacitas! Burrito was looking through his compadre Robert Scorca's pictures on facebook and says Holy Chihuahua! Miami FC picture of starting 11 players has only 10 players? Que paso? What happen?

So Burrito do some investigatings and finds out who player is pero Burrito not going to tell you.
So if you a smart persons and you want 2 free tickets to the next Miami FC game vs The Carolina Railhawks to take place this Saturday May 8 time 7:30 pm at Lockharts Stadium. Then you write email to Burrito at footballsoccerm@gmail.com and Burrito give you prize and maybe even a quesadilla if you good.
Ok, pero not so easy carnales, you need to tell Burrito who missing player is and why you deserve tickets. The wiener (click on wiener ) will be announced Friday and you will get your tickets from El Presidente of the Miami Ultras his excelencia el Señor Pieter Brown at the Tailgate. (Usually starts at 5 pm) About Burrito:
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Interview with Hotshot! Miami FC's Mascot by Burrito

Today Burrito bring you an interview with his compadre, Miami FC Mascot Hotshot! Burrito meet Hotshot at Lockharts parking lot last year and Hot Shot was kind enough to warm a hot dog on his head for Burrito, and that how we became carnales... the rest is history!

Hotshot doesn't speak and neither does Burrito so we "communicates" via sign language and barks. Somehow we understands each other... go figures.
Burrito's questions:
Burrito: Where do you come from Hotshot?
Hotshot: From a small house on the south side of the Sun

Burrito: Burrito is 12 years old (in dawg years). How old are you?
Hotshot: Older than Earth time.

Burrito: Where do you live?
Hotshot: A mystery house in the heart of South Florida.

Burrito:Do they play futbol (soccer) where you are from?
Hotshot: Yes, but we use comets for soccer balls.

Burrito: Who is hottererer Jessie (Ay Chihuahua!) or you?
Hotshot: Me on game day. Jessie the rest of the time.

Burrito: What is Hotshots favorite Soccer position?
Hotshot: Goal Keeper, but we have no gravity in space, so I am still getting used to goal keeping at MFC halftime shootouts.

Burrito: Who is your favorite Superhero? Johnny Storm (The Human Torch - Marvel Comics), Firestorm (The Nuclear man DC Comics), or Radioactive man (Simpsons character)?
Hotshot: Johnny Storm. We played soccer together on the Sun.

Burrito: Burrito is master at dancing la macarena! Burrito see Hot Shot has some good moves too, where you practice your dance moves carnal?
Hotshot: Miami FC home games with the cheerleaders.

Burrito: In a fight between Burnie (Miami Heat Mascot) and Hot Shot who wins?
Hotshot: Burnie and I are good friends. We would not fight.

Burrito: Recent reports (Read HERE ) say Hotshot was going to sign on with Miami FC not only as a Mascot but as a player/mascot, is there some truths to dat?
Hotshot: I have not been asked by MFC front office, but I would do anything for my favorite soccer team Miami FC.

Burrito: Who is Hot Shots Favorite player on Miami FC and why?
Hotshot: Zach "Beowulf" Kirby. He has no fear and never gives up

Burrito: What type of food do you eat? Pick one: Chimichanga, Quesadilla or Taco? Mild, Hot or Caliente Sauce?
Hotshot: Super Spicy Burrito. (no, I don't eat dogs)

Burrito: If Hotshot could speak what would he say to fans?
Hotshot: Thank you for supporting my favorite soccer team on Earth, Miami FC. I'm looking forward to seeing you at all our home games in 2010. Vamos Miami!

Landon Donovan answers Burrito's question! with Video via MLSinsider

Burrito's amigos over at MLSinsider axed LanDon DonoVan Burrito's question!

Here what they write:

You see? I wasn't playing earlier when I said I would prove that LD doesn't mind stupid questions. I asked a couple of them (and a few good questions from selected MLS fans on Twitter and Facebook) the other night and no equipment was damaged. Hell, he even laughed at a few of them.

Burrito axed "If the devil give you the option of playing for Mexico national team or burning in hell which you pick?

Here DonoVAn's answer:

On The Couch with Landon Donovan from mlsinsider on Vimeo.

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Maradona's dog bites him, Diego turns around and eats dog! By Burrito

Hola Amigos! Burrito here with latest news on Maradona getting bit by his perrito called "El Che". (After Ernesto "Che" Guevara)

In case you carnales don't reads about it, Diego Armando Maradona, known to most Argentinos peoples ass the greatest player to half played in the worlds, was bit in the culo (ok, ok in the face pero Burrito think his face look like an ass anyways!). Maradona was said to be playing with "El Che" and doggie get excited thinking Diego's face was a piece of meat and bite him.... no big deal, thats what he get for playing with "El Che"! Pinche comunista!

"El Che" being good loyal dog wait for doctors to show up and heal his pet. Yes, us perros are owners of humans... you no believe? Burrito, ask for food he gets food, Burrito poops, human pick up poop. So who is who's bitch?

So Maradona was taken to hospitals in helicopter and was said to be crying for his mami and askings doctors to please shoot him up with heroines or somethings pero doctor no half that so they give hims valiums which Diego had in his pocket.

What no one knows is that after a few hours Diego come out of hospital and say he still love "EL Che" even thoughs "El Che" bite the chingado out of him.
Ladies and gentlemens this is a lie! Burrito half proof that Diego kill poor "Che" and here it is in picture on right!
Si, Diego get so mad he eat el pobrecito "El Che" as retaliations for biting his uglys face. Maradona was quoted as saying "Boca es lo mas grande del mundo" and then proceed to eat "El Che" tail first!

Burrito has contacted the humane societies of Argentina pero they no return Burritos call! Join Burrito in condemning this act of cruelty against the dawg race! Write to your local dawg pound and demands a recall!

P.S. Five days away from the season opener against the Rochester Rhinos! Support Miami FC Blues as they beat the pinches Rhino's back to their ugly town! Vamos Miami!
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